Sunday, July 22, 2007

Tuck out your shirts

Hello,

As students mature and grow older, we are getting more and more conscious of our looks. This has resulted in students leaving theirshirts out, or appearing in sloppy attire, so that they will lookbetter or cooler. By doing this, we might affect the image of our school.

Therefore, here is a suggestion of what the school can do toensure that students would appear in proper attire: Should a studentbe caught leaving their shirts out, their conduct grades would bedropped to C. This means that the student would lose many privileges, for example, not being able to receive any awards, scholarship or goon any overseas exchange programs.

Thank you and please do not hate me for this.

LAU HAN XIN

I fully agree with you man, lau han xin. I think that you are our hero. However, I feel that there is a need to add on the list. So let us consider the following to be implemented at the same time:

1. Wearing ankle socks - 5 strokes of the cane during Monday flag raising, repeated offence - expulsion;
2. Leaving long hair - 10 strokes of the cane + shaving during Monday flag raising, repeated offence - expulsion;
3. Being rude to teachers - 10 strokes of the cane + public apology during Monday flag raising, repeated offence - expulsion;
4. Leaving plates and drinks behind after use - 15 strokes of the cane + public apology during Monday flag raising, repeated offence - expulsion;
5. Being late for school - 15 strokes of the cane during Monday flag raising + stand under scorching sun for 3 hours, repeated offence - expulsion;
6. Copying homework - 15 strokes of the cane during Monday flag raising + deduction of 10 ACE points for respective subject per piece of copied homework, repeated offence - all subjects capped at 50% (MSG capped at 6.00);
7. Using vulgarities - 15 strokes of the cane + public apology during Monday flag raising, repeated offence - expulsion;
8. Failing NAPFA Test - run around track for 24 hours non-stop;
9. Stealing or fighting - 1 hour of counselling, repeated offence - 2 hours of counselling;
10. Kope people food - death by electrocution, repeated offence - death by hanging if not dead by electrocution

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